Go Ahead, Laugh!


I firmly believe that it is necessary to have a good laugh every day. On this page I have compiled some funny essays that I've come across. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have.

Weird News & Comic Relief
The Darwin Awards and Nominees
Man Blows His Hand Off in Booby-Trapped Apartment
Porker Dials Swine-One-One
Overdue Library Book Returned - After 233 Years
Goose Bandit Menaces Raccoon
Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins
Cats Give So Much Pleasure to People
Selections from Comic Relief, March 1997
Selections from Comic Relief, February 1997
Selections from Comic Relief, October? 1996

Economics & Business
Money in the Bank
Administratium
Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in Corporate America
Comprehending Michael Jordan's Income

School
A Lesson Learned in Graduate School
Excerpts from Student Science Papers
The World According to Student Bloopers

Regional
Bawstonian Lexicahn
A Southerner Moves Up North

Ethnic
Walking on the Beach

Short Stories
Recipe for Fruit Cake
Getting Married in Heaven
The Fastest Car

Anecdotes
Historical anecdotes

Trivia
Cliff Claven-isms (Cheers!)

Sci-Fi
Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines in the Star Wars Trilogy
Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars is Better Than Star Trek!
You Might Be a Trekker if...
Top Ten Reasons Why Chics Dig Picard
Top Ten Signs You've Watched Too Much Star Trek

Technical
New Technologies...
You May be an Engineer...
The Dark Sucker Theory
Pipe Specification
Aircraft Inertial Guidance System Simplified

Computers
Ten Things That Would Be Different if Microsoft Started Building Cars
Software Features...

Sex / Gender
Pinnochio
Where Babies Come From
Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines in the Star Wars Trilogy
Top Ten Reasons Computers are Male
Top Ten Reasons Compilers must be Female
Advice for the Young Bride (WARNING: Politically Incorrect!!!)
How to be a Good Wife (WARNING: Politically Incorrect!!!)
The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit

If you're anything like me, your stomach hurts and you've got tears rolling down your face from laughing so hard. So, go take a short break and calm down.

Or you can abuse yourself and check out these sites:
CONK!
Computer Jokes from the 'Net
Omri's Computer Humor Page

Have a happy day!


Visit number since 5 June 1997.


Home - Want to share some more gems? Email me at LeeST@msn.com.
Updated 5 June 1997