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Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
Thursday night -- Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to
follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
community.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of
David Alan Belter, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belter.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North
ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:00pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
giving milk will please come early.
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will
sing "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the
pastor.
Thursday at 5:00pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club.
All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in
his study.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward
and lay an egg on the altar.
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water."
One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the
congregation will join in.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost
of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new
carpet will come forward and do so.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and
they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be
"What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir
practice.
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Updated 21 May 1997