Humor
Top Ten Reasons Why Chics Dig Picard

10. They like looking at their reflection on Picard's forehead.
9. They want a promotion.
8. They use Picard to get involved with Riker.
7. They want revenge on Dr. Crusher to make her jealous.
6. They heard of his escapades on Risa.
5. He is the first polite Frenchman they've met--GO FIGURE.
4. They're drunk.
3. They broke up with Lt. Barcley and are on the rebound.
2. They like showing old fogies a good time.
1. They have never seen his face because of the glare on his head; they have only heard his sexy voice.

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Updated 22 May 1997